2019 Archive: The Lemon

I hope the new console (PS5) isn’t a “lemon” (wait, next year).

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "X-ing" through the neural-sphere.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "jamming" to the sound of 2025.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam03/25/2006 16:46I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Antivirus_Pro03/18/2006 08:03No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude01/27/2005 22:27The Dude abides... this joke.

@Cow_And_Chicken11/03/1999 07:10Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry12/25/2008 09:44In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Slashdot_Effect04/01/1999 19:34We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!