2017 Legacy: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Cake
2016 Legacy: The “Sea of Trees” Burn
Why Matthew McConaughey? For a movie so bad it was booed at Cannes, which is the “Red Carpet” version of a Razzie. Part of the… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Sea of Trees” Burn
2016 Legacy: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the location of a Snorlax. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on why I’m walking 10km for a digital egg. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Mirror
2015 Archive: The Dress
A guy walks into a bar wearing a blue and black shirt. The bartender says, “Nice gold and white shirt, pal.” The guy says, “Don’t… Read More »2015 Archive: The Dress
2015 Classic: Windows 10
Why was the computer actually behaving? Because Microsoft gave it away for free, and for once, the “family IT guy” (the nephew) didn’t have to… Read More »2015 Classic: Windows 10
2015 Archive: The 4K Video
Why did the blonde put four keys on her monitor? She heard she was watching a “4K” video. Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2015 Archive: The 4K Video
2014 Legacy: The Derek Jeter Farewell
Why was the “Captain” tipping his cap? Because the greatest Yankee of his generation took a final lap around the MLB, ending his career with… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Derek Jeter Farewell
2013 Legacy: The Laptop Resolution
Why was 1080p finally standard? Because we realized we couldn’t read the small print in the new “Flat Design.” Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Laptop Resolution
2012 Legacy: The 4G LTE
Why did the blonde run faster while texting? She heard she had “4G” and wanted to keep up. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 4G LTE