Why did the lawyer want to be buried with his 2012 calendar? To show the afterlife that he was “ready for the end.”
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
The Billable Hour
Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
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The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The TikTok Ban (Final)
A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
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