Why did it get stuck? Because 20 tons of “High Tech” is no match for a 12th-century drainage ditch.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.