CeeLo Green’s song was so good they had to make a version for the kids who aren’t allowed to swear yet.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media archive. Historically Verified
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
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Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!