2010 Legacy: The Bird

I’m “tweeting” about the iPad.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "hooked" on the new reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "twinkling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fu...read more »

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "jamming" to the sound of 2025.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic02/13/2013 16:30This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Beanie_Baby_Collector01/14/2008 19:10This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@SpiceGirls_Fan09/18/2007 14:05Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Pi_Mathematics05/26/1999 10:19Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Reservoir_Joe05/22/2002 19:00Professional humor for professional people.

@Flash_Intro_Hater02/22/1996 23:36Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular07/01/2012 10:29I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Lag_Victim_0106/20/2011 03:17I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!