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2005 Archive: The Firewall

 I’m “protecting” my digital workspace.

Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes11/13/2009 18:31Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Digimon_Tamer07/28/2005 06:46My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Uncle_Rico_9810/08/2007 06:07I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Midi_Background09/10/1996 05:22Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Trogdor_Burn06/27/2007 16:12Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Fred_Channel_0611/29/1998 19:41HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Mobile_Web_0104/05/2015 02:05Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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