2009 Classic: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” success. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Garden
She told the sunflowers they were “trying too hard to be the center of attention.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar &… Read More »2009 Classic: The Garden
2008 Classic: The Michael Phelps “Finger-Tip” Win
Why was Milorad Čavić so mad? Because he finished 0.01 seconds behind Phelps, losing the gold because Michael’s fingernails were slightly longer. Part of the… Read More »2008 Classic: The Michael Phelps “Finger-Tip” Win
2008 Vintage: The Slumdog Millionaire
A guy answers ten trivia questions correctly. The bartender says, “Is that your final answer?” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Slumdog Millionaire
2008 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect vintage 2007 stock certificates. They make great bandages.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hobby
2008 Vintage: Barack Obama
Why was “Hope” the biggest celebrity of the year? Because in 2008, Obama proved that if you have a cool poster and a “Yes We… Read More »2008 Vintage: Barack Obama
2008 Legacy: Twilight (The Movie)
Why were the girls arguing at the table? Because you had to choose: Team Edward or Team Jacob. There was no middle ground, and “Team… Read More »2008 Legacy: Twilight (The Movie)
2007 Archive: The Coffee Bean
Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Archive: The Coffee Bean
2007 Classic: The iPhone Reveal
“It has a 2-megapixel camera!” “Wow, now my grainy photos will look slightly less like a crime scene.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens… Read More »2007 Classic: The iPhone Reveal
2007 Classic: Worst Actress
Why Lindsay Lohan? For playing a stripper-slash-writer who is so confused by her own life that the audience just gives up. Part of the 39… Read More »2007 Classic: Worst Actress