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2009 Classic: The Coffee

 I’m “brewing” success.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic06/04/1995 01:22This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Men_In_Black_J02/02/1998 19:03Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@SpiderMan_Tobey10/16/2012 10:28With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Buffy_Summers_9708/19/1997 03:49Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Dark_Knight_Joker06/24/1996 16:32Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Iron_Man_Tony08/14/2010 13:41I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Firewall_Wizard05/19/2014 10:02Letting this joke through the port.
@Cow_And_Chicken01/31/1997 22:18Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Blogger_Default05/03/2001 20:55Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

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