2014 Vintage: The Amazing Race Win
Why again? Because watching people argue in a taxi in Morocco is the only thing that unites generations. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Amazing Race Win
2013 Vintage: The Nurse
“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a 5, but my phone battery is at 1%. Help!” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Nurse
2012 Vintage: The Higgs Boson Scientist
One, but it’s the “God Bulb.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Scientist
“We’ve confirmed the Higgs Boson, but I still can’t find a bulb that doesn’t hum.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Scientist
2011 Vintage: The Google Search Answer Trap
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the history homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Google Search Answer Trap
2011 Classic: The Knee
“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop doing that and update your ‘Walk’ app.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch… Read More »2011 Classic: The Knee
2010 Archive: The Blackberry Trackball Jam
A prominent church trustee sitting in the back row, furiously spinning the tiny, stuck trackball on his Blackberry phone to check corporate emails under his… Read More »2010 Archive: The Blackberry Trackball Jam
2010 Vintage: The Citizens United Verdict
Why did the Supreme Court allow corporations to spend unlimited money? Because in 2010, the Court decided that a “Giant Corporation” is basically just a… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Citizens United Verdict
2010 Vintage: The Best Original Score
Why did Michael Giacchino win for Up? Because he created a melody that can trigger a crying fit in under three seconds. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Best Original Score
2010 Classic: The 2010 Exit
“Why was 2010 so confusing?” “Because we spent the whole year trying to figure out if we were awake, asleep, or just filtered.” Part of the… Read More »2010 Classic: The 2010 Exit