2011 Classic: The Knee

“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop doing that and update your ‘Walk’ app.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch01/26/2010 19:33There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Myspace_Tom08/09/2015 02:39I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Zoolander_Blue07/31/2003 13:34Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@CRT_Brightness09/18/2013 02:02I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan01/08/2010 13:00Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Slashdot_Effect03/19/2003 03:49We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Terran_Marine04/22/2010 04:36Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Podcast_Listener10/12/2014 14:09I’ll mention this in my next episode!