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2015 Vintage: The Pill Logic

“Take this pill and don’t check your heart rate for four hours.”

Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy04/06/2006 18:51Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan03/16/2013 07:31Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Transformers_OP02/21/2007 14:33Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@White_Goodman_G04/07/2002 13:08We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Fire_Background07/16/2004 12:24This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Excite_User_9706/14/2007 17:03This site is very exciting!
@Homestar_Runner02/14/1996 22:48That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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