Why did the Supreme Court allow corporations to spend unlimited money? Because in 2010, the Court decided that a “Giant Corporation” is basically just a very large, very rich person with no pulse and a lot of opinions.
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🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Unity" Talk (Post-Election)
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2024 Classic: The "Check the Vibe" Polling
Why were the traditional polls wrong? Because "The Vibe" doesn't ...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 2008 “Yes We Can & Financial Meltdown” Edition
In 2008, the American Presidency was a roller coaster that ran ou...read more »
34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophone & Solitaire” Edition
In 1995, the American Presidency was a mix of Southern charm, a b...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Federal Reserve" Staredown
Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if "Interes...read more »
34 Presidential Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Incentives” Edition
In 2009, the American Presidency traded "Strategery" for "Hope," ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Kamala "Coconut Tree" Summer
Why was everyone talking about context? Because "You think you ju...read more »
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In 1997, the Clinton Administration was riding high on a booming ...read more »
2025 Archive: The 47th President’s Energy
Why does he never sleep? Because in 2025, "Rest" is considered a ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "America First" (Again, Again)
Why is the slogan still a hit? Because it’s the only "Sequel" in ...read more »
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38 Presidential Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modem” Edition
In 1996, the American Presidency went digital. It was a year of "...read more »
2025 Classic: The Inauguration 2.0 Weather
Why was the 2025 Inauguration so bright? Because even the sun kne...read more »
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Why are Cabinet meetings now on X? So the American people can wat...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Saving the best laugh for last!