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“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a 5, but my phone battery is at 1%. Help!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

@Binary_Boy04/18/2005 16:4401001000 01000001 (HA!).

@USB_Pioneer09/24/2007 03:18Plug and Play laughter!

@Firewire_Fan12/10/1996 01:28Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Agent_Smith_0102/04/1998 16:24It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Ninja_Turtle_R03/24/2001 05:22Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Star_Wars_Kid06/12/2009 13:48I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Blink_Tag_User03/17/2009 17:16<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>