2021 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, it’s 2021! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, it’s 2021! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Dwayne
“Please show your ‘Proof of Wattage’ before entering the socket!” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot archive. Historically Verified
My doctor doesn’t smell like cologne anymore. He smells like 70% isopropyl alcohol and broken dreams. I asked him what “vintage” he was wearing, and… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Sanitizer Sommelier
Why Chadwick Boseman? For a final performance so electric and soulful that it felt like he was leaving every ounce of himself on that stage.… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom
Why “How You Like That”? For the girl group officially taking over the global stage and collaborating with Selena Gomez. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2020 Archive: The Blackpink “The Album”
Why did she wear a cape covered in rabbits? To parody The Favourite and prove that she’s the only person who can keep a straight… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Melissa McCarthy “Bunny” Outfit
Why the loungewear? For a scene that proved Disney princesses are much more interesting when they’re wearing hoodies and complaining about their lives. Part of… Read More »2018 Classic: The Ralph Breaks the Internet Princesses
Why the tears? For saying goodbye to our only Princess, who was far too cool for any earthly red carpet. Part of the 39 Emmy… Read More »2017 Archive: The Carrie Fisher Tribute
I’m “folding” under the pressure of the gym leaders. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Laptop
Why was everyone sticking their tongues out at their phones? Because if you didn’t have virtual dog ears and a wet nose, did you even… Read More »2016 Classic: Snapchat Filters (The Dog)
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