What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
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Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!