2021 Classic: The Dwayne

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, it’s 2021!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro04/20/2009 00:49Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Twister_Chaser06/20/2002 22:32A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Matrix_Rebel11/24/2001 08:21I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Dark_Knight_Joker07/09/2002 22:10Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Snatch_Mickey03/21/2012 23:03Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Nice_Guy_Eddie10/08/2005 09:56Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Dale_Doback_Fan10/18/2013 17:35Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Flickr_User_0402/13/2002 13:33A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Shut_Up_Money12/06/2009 06:04Shut up and take my laughter!