2000 Classic: The Travel Pillow
Why did it smell like plastic? Because it was the first year “Memory Foam” entered the travel market and it smelled like a chemical factory.… Read More »2000 Classic: The Travel Pillow
2000 Vintage: The Napster Appeal
Why did the lawyer sue his own teenage son? For “unauthorized peer-to-peer sharing” of his lunch money. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Napster Appeal
1999 Classic: The Bucket Hat Trend
Why did the principal revise the dress code? Because half the student body was wearing canvas bucket hats pulled down so low they kept walking… Read More »1999 Classic: The Bucket Hat Trend
1997 Vintage: The M1A2 SEP Upgrades
Why did the Abrams get a “System Enhancement Package”? So the tank commander could play Solitaire on his digital display while waiting for a target… Read More »1997 Vintage: The M1A2 SEP Upgrades
1997 Legacy: Pathfinder on Mars
Why didn’t Dad like the mashed potatoes? He said they had the texture of “Martian soil” he saw on the news. Part of the 41… Read More »1997 Legacy: Pathfinder on Mars
1996 Classic: The Intelligence Community’s “Wall”
Why didn’t the CIA and FBI talk? Because sharing information is like sharing a toothbrush—everyone knows it’s a good idea, but nobody actually wants to… Read More »1996 Classic: The Intelligence Community’s “Wall”
1996 Legacy: Hanson
Why were three kids with long hair everywhere? Because “MMMBop” was a lyrical mystery that 1996 spent all year trying to solve (and failed). Part… Read More »1996 Legacy: Hanson
1995 Archive: The Microphone Feedback Screech
The entire congregation jumping six inches out of the wooden pews because a guest speaker stood two inches too close to the massive, vintage altar… Read More »1995 Archive: The Microphone Feedback Screech
1995 Classic: The Toddler
One, but they’ll drop it immediately. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified