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2000 Vintage: The Napster Appeal

 Why did the lawyer sue his own teenage son? For “unauthorized peer-to-peer sharing” of his lunch money.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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