Why did the lawyer sue his own teenage son? For “unauthorized peer-to-peer sharing” of his lunch money.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
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