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2004 Classic: The Billy Crystal Medley

Why is it a tradition? Because hearing him sing about “The Last Samurai” is the only reason some people don’t change the channel.

Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return of the King, Charlize’s Face & The 11-for-11 Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict04/20/2004 15:51LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Napster_King07/08/2006 20:12I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Encarta_User12/12/2005 03:08I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Nokia_Snake_Champ12/23/2008 21:00Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Kazaa_Leecher11/22/2009 19:27I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs05/05/2007 15:21Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@E_T_Phone_Home01/16/2005 21:46E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Safari_Surfer02/19/1998 05:28A wild laugh appeared!

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