2004 Classic: The Billy Crystal Medley
Why is it a tradition? Because hearing him sing about “The Last Samurai” is the only reason some people don’t change the channel. Part of… Read More »2004 Classic: The Billy Crystal Medley
2004 Vintage: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” a new status update. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Chicago Musical
Why was the kitchen full of “All That Jazz”? Because the movie won the Oscar, and the sisters were doing synchronized chair dances in the… Read More »2003 Archive: The Chicago Musical
2002 Classic: The Allison Janney Legend
Why did she win her third Emmy? Because C.J. Cregg is so intimidating that the Academy members are afraid she’ll lecture them if they don’t… Read More »2002 Classic: The Allison Janney Legend
2002 Legacy: The NATO Expansion in Prague
Why did seven more countries join? Because “The More, The Merrier” is the official motto of any organization that wants to share the bill for… Read More »2002 Legacy: The NATO Expansion in Prague
2002 Legacy: The Duct Tape Craze
Why did the White House tell everyone to buy duct tape and plastic sheeting? To ensure that if a crisis hit, every American would at… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Duct Tape Craze
2002 Classic: The Alt Key
Why did the blonde look for another computer? She found the “Alt” key. Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Classic: The Alt Key
2001 Vintage: Zoolander
Why did the family photos look so “Blue Steel”? Because every teenager in 2001 thought that squinting and pouting was the only way to be… Read More »2001 Vintage: Zoolander
2001 Classic: The Mirror
I’m just reflecting on how far we’ve come. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Britney Spears Fan (Slave 4 U)
“I’m a slave for… illumination.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive. Historically Verified