Why was the kitchen full of “All That Jazz”? Because the movie won the Oscar, and the sisters were doing synchronized chair dances in the pantry.
Part of the 34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition
In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Coronation of King Charles III
Why was the uncle demanding a crown? Because after the coronation...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition
In 2018, Thanksgiving was about surviving the "Snap," dodging the...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Year of the Girl
Why was everything "Girl-themed"? We had "Girl Dinner" (cheese an...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Delulu is the Solulu" Trend
Why did the niece think she was going to win the lottery on Black...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
2023 Archive: Asteroid City
Why was the table so symmetrical? Because after the Wes Anderson ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok 2" (The Brain-Link)
Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Still)
Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with...read more »
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
2009 Joke: A Little Boy Asked
A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
I see funny people... everywhere!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
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