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2001 Vintage: Zoolander

 Why did the family photos look so “Blue Steel”? Because every teenager in 2001 thought that squinting and pouting was the only way to be “really, really, ridiculously good looking.”

Part of the 35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dreamcast_Gamer09/13/2006 07:21Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Seinfeld_George01/23/1996 01:26What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Starship_Troopers09/06/2002 05:39I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Digimon_Tamer09/25/2010 22:48My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@HotBot_User09/29/2005 16:53Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler10/28/1997 19:38May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan03/14/2008 21:03Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Happy_Tree_Fans07/27/2000 11:22So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Charlie_Unicorn05/21/1995 01:24We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Anonymous_User01/29/2015 14:26We are many. We are laughing.

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