2007 Archive: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” an app idea. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Final 2007 Joke
Why did the manager bring a “Vista Install Disc” to the Christmas party? Because he wanted to make sure everyone had a “Questionable New Year.”… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Final 2007 Joke
2007 Legacy: The Google Street View
Why was the receptionist hiding under her desk? She heard the “Google Car” was outside and she didn’t want the whole world to see her… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Google Street View
2007 Classic: The iPhone Reveal
“It has a 2-megapixel camera!” “Wow, now my grainy photos will look slightly less like a crime scene.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens… Read More »2007 Classic: The iPhone Reveal
2006 Legacy: The Launch of Roblox
Why were there so many blocks? Because 2006 saw the start of a platform where kids could build their own worlds, unaware that they were… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Launch of Roblox
2006 Classic: Best Male R&B Vocal
Why “Ordinary People”? Because John Legend made us all feel a little less ordinary for four minutes. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Classic: Best Male R&B Vocal
2006 Archive: The “Hips Don’t Lie” Truth
Shakira says her hips don’t lie, which is great because my back is definitely telling some painful truths after trying to dance like her. Part… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Hips Don’t Lie” Truth
2005 Archive: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the “Super-User”? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew how to use “Ctrl+F” to find the truth. Part… Read More »2005 Archive: The Jury Selection
2004 Vintage: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” a new status update. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer tell the cop he was “in a state of flow”? He was trying to use a psychology textbook as a legal… Read More »2004 Archive: The Speeding Ticket