2006 Archive: The “Hips Don’t Lie” Truth

Shakira says her hips don’t lie, which is great because my back is definitely telling some painful truths after trying to dance like her.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

We’ve archived 30 years of jokes, observations, and digital shif...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

She’s still the queen of the "Coquette" aesthetic and I’m still ...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

@T9_Texter04/06/2002 00:114-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Pager_Guy07/04/1996 10:04Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Harry_Potter_0107/30/2009 01:40Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@MIRC_Ghost08/06/2013 04:51Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@AllYourBase_9904/25/2005 16:29All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Numa_Numa_Guy11/27/2007 04:57Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@About_Dot_Com11/08/2002 20:47The human guide to online humor.

@Pwnage_King01/02/2012 17:15Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.