2004 Archive: The Speeding Ticket

Why did the lawyer tell the cop he was “in a state of flow”? He was trying to use a psychology textbook as a legal defense.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

@Cyber_Traveler10/06/2006 14:23Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Myspace_First_Friend04/24/2002 20:46I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Project_Mayhem01/03/1999 14:57Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Blogger_Default07/13/1997 05:49Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Net_Neutrality11/25/2000 21:50Equality for all jokes!