Why did the lawyer reject the “Super-User”? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew how to use “Ctrl+F” to find the truth.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Ethical AI
Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Evidence
A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
The Two Hearts
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Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
The 10% Rule
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!