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2007 Archive: The Coffee

 I’m “brewing” an app idea.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter12/09/2000 05:53The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@StarWars_Nerd07/26/2000 06:53The farce is strong with this one!
@Doom_Marines01/07/2007 11:05Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette03/26/2013 23:38I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Gnutella_User08/18/1999 15:33Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan10/30/1996 15:59Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Smosh_Old_School05/29/2012 16:30Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@Captain_Obvious06/28/1999 00:40This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Podcast_Listener04/26/2000 09:10I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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