“I collect vintage 2007 stock certificates. They make great bandages.”
Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition
In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Nurse
"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
... (Laughter in silence).
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
I should make a game about this joke.