1995 Classic: The Toddler

One, but they’ll drop it immediately.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

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In 1998, the world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," Google had just...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

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@Pulp_Fiction_Jules03/23/1995 15:20Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@CSS_Master_9907/01/2011 19:44Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Bill_Ted_Excell02/13/2003 09:07Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H07/03/2007 15:35Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Badger_Badger_M05/01/2014 18:44Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!