1997 Legacy: Pathfinder on Mars

Why didn’t Dad like the mashed potatoes? He said they had the texture of “Martian soil” he saw on the news.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »

Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »

Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »

In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »

In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »

Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »

Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »

Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »

Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »

In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »

In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »

@Nsync_Justin07/08/2015 21:32Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Dorm_Room_Hero11/18/2006 05:41My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Diva_Plavalaguna07/23/2001 19:25The highest note of humor!

@Yugioh_Duelist06/16/2001 04:15You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Party_On_Garth08/26/2009 16:48I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Digg_Submitter_0508/05/2015 05:26Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@LiveJournal_Deep01/13/2009 18:54Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.