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1996 Classic: The Intelligence Community’s “Wall”

Why didn’t the CIA and FBI talk? Because sharing information is like sharing a toothbrush—everyone knows it’s a good idea, but nobody actually wants to do it.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nsync_Justin10/17/1997 06:30Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@SoundBlaster_AWE03/14/1996 02:14Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei10/28/1999 05:25You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Linkin_Park_Fan12/16/1997 01:54In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Steve-O_Wild10/09/1998 07:35Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Party_On_Garth12/06/2002 15:07I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Guestbook_Signer10/13/2012 07:38Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

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