A prominent church trustee sitting in the back row, furiously spinning the tiny, stuck trackball on his Blackberry phone to check corporate emails under his hymnal while pretending to follow along with the reading.
Part of the 41 Religious Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Debut, Facebook Check-Ins & Angry Birds Lock-Ins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition
In 2012, church life was caught between a massive digital upgrade...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition
In 2003, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition
In 2009, church life was fully adapting to the social media explo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2024 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary trying to take a picture with her smartphone...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition
In 2025, church life was navigating an era of hyper-connectivity ...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition
In 2017, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition
In 2008, church life was trying hard to remain culturally relevan...read more »
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34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition
In 1995, church life was a beautifully slow, analog experience wh...read more »
2024 Classic: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several second...read more »
2025 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
One does not simply read one joke.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!