2008 Classic: The Michael Phelps “Finger-Tip” Win

Why was Milorad Čavić so mad? Because he finished 0.01 seconds behind Phelps, losing the gold because Michael’s fingernails were slightly longer.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »

A cold truth from the ice rink.Why do hockey players never go to ...read more »

In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »

In 2018, logic took a break. The backup quarterback humiliated To...read more »

In 2017, the word "impossible" was officially removed from the di...read more »

Why were the NBA teams "Tanking" again? Because every losing team...read more »

In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »

Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »

Why was Lawrence Stroll's car so fast? Because he bought the smar...read more »

In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »

Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »

Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »

Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »

Why were the players taking naps during corners? Because between ...read more »

@T9_Texter08/02/1998 18:144-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Twister_Chaser11/09/2011 19:13A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Winamp_Skin_Maker06/28/1999 09:08Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Burning_CDs09/05/2012 21:09I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@XFiles_Spooky_M05/01/2002 15:08Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Evil_Kermit_M11/13/2000 13:17Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Face_Palm_0104/18/2007 16:51Classic. Simply classic.

@Hashtag_Master03/06/2015 22:29#funny #joke #retro #90s