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2007 Classic: Worst Actress

 Why Lindsay Lohan? For playing a stripper-slash-writer who is so confused by her own life that the audience just gives up.

Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2007 “I Know Who Killed My Career & Norbit’s Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner03/30/2000 10:33Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@SoundBlaster_AWE11/23/2010 10:46Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Dale_Doback_Fan05/19/1995 01:15Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Ermahgerd_Girl10/16/2009 07:11ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@CompuServe_Classic10/16/2007 19:54Premium humor for premium members.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler06/30/2011 17:30May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Flash_Game_Dev10/16/1996 02:53I should make a game about this joke.
@Fred_Channel_0609/23/1995 04:46HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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