She heard the floor was “chilly.”
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I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
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One joke to rule them all!
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I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
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found this on google and it made my morning coffee much better. greetings!
i’m laughing so hard i woke up the dog. sorry buddy.
found a typo in the joke but it makes it even more authentic. love it!
i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.
literally me trying to fix my life every monday.
this is the peak of comedy. nothing can beat this today.