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2009 Classic: The Garden

 She told the sunflowers they were “trying too hard to be the center of attention.”

Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan09/09/1999 13:34Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Toy_Story_Buzz01/13/2004 05:03To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Austin_Powers_Groovy04/25/1997 12:15Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@ChatRoom_Queen04/26/2008 05:21A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Burning_CDs03/21/2004 03:26I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Married_With_Kids02/28/2015 18:15Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Karate_Kid_Wax10/01/2015 03:20Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Second_Life_Avy03/23/2006 07:35In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Safari_Surfer11/18/2000 10:17A wild laugh appeared!

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