2005 Vintage: The 50 Cent “The Massacre”
Why the hype? Because 50 Cent was still the king of the “Candy Shop,” proving that G-Unit’s momentum was unstoppable in 2005. Part of the… Read More »2005 Vintage: The 50 Cent “The Massacre”
2005 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “YouTube Retainer”? To cover the cost of “scrubbing” the client’s embarrassing drunken videos from the web. Part of… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
2005 Archive: The Screen
I’m “displaying” my inner thoughts. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Wedding Crashers
Two guys walk into a bar and start hitting on everyone. The bartender asks, “Are you invited?” They say, “We’re the ‘Rule Number 76’ guys.… Read More »2005 Classic: The Wedding Crashers
2005 Classic: The “Run It!” Chris Brown
A 16-year-old just arrived to tell us that he’s the new prince of R&B. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive.… Read More »2005 Classic: The “Run It!” Chris Brown
2005 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting out here all day! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Classic: The Ben
2005 Archive: The Launch of Pandora Radio
Why was it “The Music Genome Project”? Because it was the first time an algorithm told us, “If you like Nickelback, you might also like…… Read More »2005 Archive: The Launch of Pandora Radio
2004 Classic: The Best Foreign Language Film
Why did The Barbarian Invasions win? Because Canada wanted to remind everyone that they have feelings (and movies) too. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2004 Classic: The Best Foreign Language Film
2002 Classic: The Missy Elliott “Work It” Reverse
Why the “Ti esrever dna ti pilf”? For the beat so infectious it made everyone try (and fail) to dance backwards. Part of the 41… Read More »2002 Classic: The Missy Elliott “Work It” Reverse
2002 Archive: The Windows XP SP1
Why was the laptop working? Because Service Pack 1 finally stopped it from crashing every time the traveler tried to connect to a hotel printer.… Read More »2002 Archive: The Windows XP SP1