2002 Archive: The Windows XP SP1

Why was the laptop working? Because Service Pack 1 finally stopped it from crashing every time the traveler tried to connect to a hotel printer.

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@BBS_Veteran10/09/2005 02:50Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Napster_King05/20/2005 09:34I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Encarta_User04/07/2015 08:25I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/16/2001 14:59That still only counts as one laugh!

@Firewall_Wizard03/16/2005 13:17Letting this joke through the port.

@Fargo_Marge06/20/2007 08:10Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Grunge_Lord_9412/08/1998 23:08I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Leeroy_Jenkins12/31/1999 09:37At least I have chicken... and this joke!