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2012 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway

The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
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2024 Legacy: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
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2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye03/04/2009 13:13Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Cyber_Traveler06/01/2013 05:15Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball06/25/2004 20:07Deadly funny! Watch out!
@One_Does_Not_S12/13/1996 17:38One does not simply read one joke.
@HotBot_User10/20/2014 08:58Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut02/12/2003 03:46My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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