2002 Archive: The Windows XP SP1
Why was the laptop working? Because Service Pack 1 finally stopped it from crashing every time the traveler tried to connect to a hotel printer.… Read More »2002 Archive: The Windows XP SP1
2001 Classic: The Window
I’m a dreamer. I’m just “pane-less.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Classic: The Disk
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 44… Read More »2001 Classic: The Disk
2001 Archive: The Final Fantasy X Player
One, but they have to play a 50-hour Blitzball tournament first. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey… Read More »2001 Archive: The Final Fantasy X Player
2001 Classic: The Lunchables Deluxe
The absolute social power of bringing the lunch tray that came with a tiny packet of candy and a tube of flavored yogurt. Part of… Read More »2001 Classic: The Lunchables Deluxe
2001 Classic: The First Hellfire from a Drone
Why did it change everything? Because it meant the pilot could be “At War” in the morning and “At Soccer Practice” with his kids in… Read More »2001 Classic: The First Hellfire from a Drone
2001 Legacy: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Ida
1999 Vintage: The Britney vs. Christina Rivalry
Why was the pop world divided? Because you had to choose between “Baby One More Time” and “Genie in a Bottle,” and your choice defined… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Britney vs. Christina Rivalry
1999 Archive: The Scottish Parliament
Why did Scotland get its own Parliament back after 300 years? So they could finally blame their own politicians for the weather instead of blaming… Read More »1999 Archive: The Scottish Parliament
1999 Classic: The Star Wars Prequel
“Our love life is like The Phantom Menace.” “Exciting and long-awaited?” “No, it’s full of boring trade negotiations and everyone is disappointed by the ending.” Part… Read More »1999 Classic: The Star Wars Prequel