1997 Classic: The Bolt

I’m an athlete. I’m just bolting for the finish.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Geocities_Builder05/14/1998 11:59I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Fresh_Prince_9009/06/2002 14:08In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Oracle_Says05/21/2012 06:34I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink06/05/2012 10:50I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Jordan_Fan_2309/03/2014 19:43Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Dancing_Baby_9603/30/1995 22:17Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Joe_Cartoon_G03/29/2004 02:39Press the button for more humor!

@Troll_Face_Real03/30/1995 03:34Problem? No, just laughs!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat11/02/2009 23:40Heh heh heh. Good one.