2011 Legacy: The Google “Doodle” Game
Why was productivity down? Because there was a “Playable Pac-Man” on the homepage and the boss was aiming for a high score. Part of the… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Google “Doodle” Game
2011 Legacy: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Doris
2010 Legacy: The Unstoppable Movie
“There’s a runaway train coming!” “No, that’s just the credit card interest hitting our statement. Brace yourself.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Unstoppable Movie
2010 Archive: The “Green-on-Blue” Surge
Why were the training missions so awkward? Because it’s hard to teach someone how to aim when you’re secretly worried they’re aiming at you. Part… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Green-on-Blue” Surge
2009 Vintage: The Pager
My doctor finally got a smartphone. He spends the whole exam trying to unlock it. Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Pager
2008 Classic: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working? Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Classic: The Isabel
2008 Legacy: The Yes Man Philosophy
Jim Carrey said “yes” to everything. I tried it and now I’m the proud owner of three MLM subscriptions and a pet goat. Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Yes Man Philosophy
2008 Archive: The Suede
I’m “soft” on the critics. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” Soccer Balls
Why so many? To ensure that the “Insurgency of 2018” has world-class athletes. Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” Soccer Balls
2007 Classic: The Best Sound Mixing
Why did Dreamgirls win? Because if you can’t hear Jennifer Hudson hitting the high notes, you don’t have a movie—you have a tragedy. Part of… Read More »2007 Classic: The Best Sound Mixing