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2008 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” Soccer Balls

Why so many? To ensure that the “Insurgency of 2018” has world-class athletes.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Palm_Pilot_User07/29/2001 14:04Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@SouthPark_Stan05/26/2013 05:38Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Scream_Ghostface02/05/1995 15:31Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Gremlins_Gizmo08/26/2012 04:57Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Web_Counter_9905/28/2014 22:52I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan04/10/2010 18:04OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Mind_Blown_Gif04/15/1999 05:26*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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