Why so many? To ensure that the “Insurgency of 2018” has world-class athletes.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!