2018 Legacy: The Black Panther
A guy walks in, crosses his arms over his chest and yells, “WAKANDA FOREVER!” The bartender says, “WAKANDA BEER DO YOU WANT? Order or move… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Black Panther
2018 Archive: The Tag Movie
“I’m playing a game of tag for 30 years!” “Is that your excuse for running away every time I ask about having another kid?” Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: The Tag Movie
2017 Archive: The “Sloppy Steve” Nickname
Why did Bannon get a nickname? To show that in 2017, your “Best Advisor” is only one leaked quote away from being a “Former Employee.”… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Sloppy Steve” Nickname
2017 Vintage: The Memory
“Doctor, I forgot my face-ID.” “That’s a new one. I guess you’ll have to use your thumb like a caveman.” Part of the 53 Doctor… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Memory
2016 Legacy: The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Explosions
Why were they banned from planes? To prove that “Modern Technology” and “Meltdowns” were the two biggest themes of 2016. Part of the 40 Presidential… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Explosions
2016 Legacy: The “Coalition” Meetings
Why were they so frequent? Because “Keeping 60 countries happy” is harder than actually winning the battle. Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Coalition” Meetings
2016 Archive: The Vitamin
“Take this. It has ‘Virtual Minerals’.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The New York Mets Pitching
Why was “Harvey, deGrom, and Syndergaard” a scary movie? Because they threw so hard they almost carried the Mets to a World Series title on… Read More »2015 Vintage: The New York Mets Pitching
2015 Archive: The Knee
“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop trying to mimic the exercise animations on your watch.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Archive: The Knee
2014 Archive: The Facebook Messenger
Why was the traveler so mad? Because Facebook forced him to download a separate app just to tell his mom he’d landed safely. Part of… Read More »2014 Archive: The Facebook Messenger