1995 Legacy: The Height

He measured me. I’ve shrunk an inch. I told him I’m getting shorter. He said, “No, the floor is just getting closer.”

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@South_Park_Cartman09/12/1996 07:32Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Gladiator_Maximus03/03/2007 20:05Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@SoundBlaster_AWE12/06/2007 07:21Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Evil_Kermit_M04/07/2009 04:29Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Afk_For_Laughs06/06/2015 22:06Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Map_Maker_X12/10/2015 02:37The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.