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2019 Classic: The Lion King (Live Action)

 Why did it look like a National Geographic documentary? Because in 2019, Disney proved that technology is so advanced we can watch a photorealistic lion have an existential crisis in 4K.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: Kanye’s Latest Rant
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2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift (The Tortured Poets Department)
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2025 Classic: The Diddy Verdict
 Why was 2025 the "year of accountability"? Because the legal sys...read more »
2024 Legacy: Baby Reindeer
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2024 Classic: Celine Dion at the Eiffel Tower
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2025 Vintage: The Night Manager Season 2
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41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition
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2024 Archive: Ryan Gosling at the Oscars
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 Why was it the #1 comedy? Because watching Lindsay Lohan and Jam...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link02/17/2011 10:51It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@WebTV_Viewer12/02/2014 14:59Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Fresh_Prince_Will02/16/2002 08:51Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Hanson_Fan_9703/06/2007 13:28Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Mainframe_Manny04/11/1997 09:17Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Hellboy_Red07/26/2003 00:02I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Butthead_Uhhh06/18/2011 20:58Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Netscape_Now_B09/19/2008 08:22I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Railgun_Sniper07/07/2013 20:11I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@No_Way_Jose08/12/2001 18:15No way! That’s too much!

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