“Take this. It has ‘Virtual Minerals’.”
Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
2025 Archive: The Second Opinion
"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Dentist 2
"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Professional humor for professional people.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!