2023 Legacy: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Ben
2022 Legacy: The Multi-Group Chat Prayer Flood
The prayer team setting up multiple notification groups on a chat app, causing an elder’s smartphone to buzz seventy times during the silent prayer with… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Multi-Group Chat Prayer Flood
2022 Archive: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear anything.” “Stop wearing those noise-canceling headphones in the shower.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive.… Read More »2022 Archive: The Ear Exam 2
2021 Classic: The “Build Back Better” Slogan
Why was it called that? Because “Fixing the Mess We’ve Been Arguing About for 20 Years” didn’t fit on a bumper sticker. Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Build Back Better” Slogan
2021 Archive: The Internet Search
She searched for “Can you return a son-in-law to his parents for a store credit?” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT &… Read More »2021 Archive: The Internet Search
2020 Archive: The Smart Board Sunset
Why was the tech coordinator so relieved in April? Because the giant white digital screens in the empty brick school building were finally turned off,… Read More »2020 Archive: The Smart Board Sunset
2020 Archive: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won’t work on this Zoom call! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2020 Archive: The Mikey
2019 Archive: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a “Cancel Subscription” button? So he could opt-out of the afterlife if the service was poor.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Final Summary
2019 Vintage: The “Human Scum” Tweet
Why did the President call his critics that? Because “People I Disagree With” didn’t have enough “2019 Energy” for a morning Twitter thread. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Human Scum” Tweet
2019 Classic: The Lion King (Live Action)
Why did it look like a National Geographic documentary? Because in 2019, Disney proved that technology is so advanced we can watch a photorealistic lion… Read More »2019 Classic: The Lion King (Live Action)