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2019 Vintage: The “Human Scum” Tweet

Why did the President call his critics that? Because “People I Disagree With” didn’t have enough “2019 Energy” for a morning Twitter thread.

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer08/17/2004 11:10You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Duke_Nukem_Fan01/05/2002 22:09I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Tripod_Member04/27/2009 19:51Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan07/21/2002 11:56I am crying... with laughter!
@Linkin_Park_Fan01/23/2012 23:08In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy07/15/2005 09:23You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Bernie_Mittens07/09/2008 09:28I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/28/2005 08:07Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Bebo_Lover_0507/14/2004 19:05Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat12/28/1999 02:16Heh heh heh. Good one.

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